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- - - - - - is the central relay point in the Columbian drug trade

Here is where pure cocaine is cut, packaged and weighed.

From there the next point might be the off shore island of - - - - - -,

Drugs fan out from here by boat, as far away as LA or San Diego.

The captain of the ship wonders, “Can this - - - -   - - any faster?

I need to outrace the coast guard in order to avoid disaster.”

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- - - - - - - is the capitol of Iran and it is a pity

That poverty and pollution now besmirch this once great city.

There is a sprawling slum on the city’s outskirts,

Where simple - - - - - - - homes are made of sticks and dirt.

But it must - - - - - - - Iranis immensely when they realize,

That they are off the hot seat; it’s now Iraq we most despise.

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In ancient - - - - - - there was a crisis of major proportions,

Children were dying of excruciating rigor and contortions.

The outbreak was found to be an epidemic of lethal - - - - - -

Due to the raw dog that was fed to infants and babies.

To prevent infection, mothers were told to cook their dog meat

And to - - - - - - the dog quickly at extremely high heat.

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The Irani was a gambler with an addiction he could never satisfy

He’d even bet his last - - - - - on a racehorse with one blind eye

His wife would empty his pockets and then complain,

“Your gambling is just like throwing money down the - - - - -.”

He was ashamed of his losses and was at the - - - - - of his sorrow,

But knew he’d feel better when the racetrack opened tomorrow

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In France, don’t say diplomat, say charge´ d’affaires

And you don’t say “my brother,” you say “mon - - - - -.”

Don’t - - - - - to the French as frogs, and they will react in horror

And don’t call the Seine just a river or call the Eiffel Tower an eyesore.

Be warned that the French customs are - - - - - about showers and hygiene.

So don’t turn up your nose at hairy armpits and B.O; its part of the routine.

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In Africa the blazing sun can - - - - the earth with its oppressive heat,

Famine is widespread and families struggle to find food to eat.

Civil wars rage on, each tribe struggles to gain the upper hand

As marauding bands - - - - the countryside and desecrate the land.

Occasionally relief workers will deliver life saving - - - - and water to drink,

But it’s hardly enough to pull a continent back from disaster’s brink.

Pleas for more help aid for the Western world seem to fall upon deaf - - - -,

The cruel plight of Africa has been ignored for years and years.

These peoples have survived the - - - - of apartheid and merciless slave trades,

Only now to be faced with ethnic cleansing and death from AIDS

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- - - - - - like to say that women like them the most,

“The ladies love the high flyers,” is their typical boast.

“But I am among the few, the proud and chosen,” says a - - - - - -.

In my uniform I am the handsomest man a woman has ever seen.”

The truth is women ultimately will love those that - - - - - - behind,

They prefer the comfort of the living and not the dead kind.

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